When I was young I stood out side the pub with a bottle of coke with a straw and a bag of plain crips with the little blue bag of salt inside, because in those day's children were not aloud in pubs.
So when I want to go and have a quite drink, why should I have to put up with someone else's feral offspring running around ? It's time to ban these snotty nosed little devils from pubs forever.
All these problems started when we stopped sending them up chimneys !
And loney old men drinking cheap lager are not sitting in a pool of their own urine. It was left there by the dirty little child who sat there before.