Old newbie here !!

I'm on the walking wounded list -so I'll be the bearded Scots guy on a single crutch (please note the spelling).

It's also super-Sunday for the footie fans, so I might be directed to enjoy lunch on the Foresters Bar side with the big screen, dependent upon how busy things are and if the better half (she's the informed fan in the relationship) wants to view a match or two.

None-the-less it will be good to say hello face-to-face - and despite my Scots blood, buying a beer for co-respondents is not beyond me, naturally on the clear understanding that this offer is made on a reciprocal basis.

Is there any thing we Perry Vale side bods can do to assure people that passing through the tunnel of doom does not require you to sign over the lives of your first-born children to secure safe passage ?

This note does not constitute a contribution to the children/no children in pubs debate in other threads.

It's much more important than that.