Well - you never know when you are getting into unexplored territory.

BT Have sent me my own pet robot !!

It has to sit quietly in the corner of the room connected to my currrently-not-quite-so-reliable FTTP connection.

Apparently it will report 24 hours a day on the performance of the fibre-optic circuit to the BT techy guys and gals.

Typically the instructions for its installation were less than satisfactory, although BT have implored me not to feed it.

I fully expect my browsing history to appear on Google shortly.

And wasn't Madasafish a great name for a company.