you all ARE so much nicer than that bunch of plonkers down the road !

But alas it is true that the SE22 disease is spreading, and with every new coffee shop, wonky wally pub and bicycle shop that opens, a another small piece of mankind dies.

I'm going to go down to this gaff tonight, and if i see some daft bird with bare feet warbling on her banjo about saving the dandelions then i'm going to throw up on whichever cosmic time tunnel dipstick is stood next to me.