My knuckles are fine and don't drag along the ground, thank you very much.

Come on, this is a serious question and NOT based on being sexist, but how often when you go to a pub to watch the match midweek, is it ruined by some noisy bird getting in the way of the TV or cackling with her dippy mates about nail polish or lipstick or something. Men have a natural respect for others watching sport and will actively ensure that they don't disturb their fellow man if the game is on. Don't believe me? Well make a note of this post next time you're midweek and the pub has let women in, because i can ASSURE you this'll happen.

I'm happy for a nice, sexy, large chested and slightly chatty bird in a low cut top and very short skirt to work behind the bar (love it when they bend over to get a bag of crisps out the box on the floor - lovely view)! But that's about it, midweek at least.

This post was last modified: 18-08-2014 01:53 PM by Honor man.