We spotted this pheasant yesterday afternoon. It walked along Sunderland Road at the south circular all the way along to the foot of the hill, and appeared lost and trying to figure out which house was its.

Police (101, not 999), RSPCA, vet and an animal relay company - all uninterested. Horniman sounded fed up at taking calls asking if they'd lost a pheasant.

Where did it come from? The relay company said this was quite normal - but not in my 28 years in SE23!!!